Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Quote #16146
A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #32586
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
Quote #553
Sanity is a cozy lie.
Quote #8246
Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.
Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #5299
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.