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Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine,...
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Every man is his own hell.
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The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the...
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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low,...
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To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly.
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In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...