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The postman always rings twice.
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Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
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Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
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I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.