Quote #20390
I only know two pieces one is ‘Clair de Lune’ and the other one...
Quote #19333
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #22639
God is a verb.
Quote #9354
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.
Quote #20537
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #2881
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #6152
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.