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No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on...
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Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
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You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
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Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good...
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Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed:...
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Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...