Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #2385
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
Quote #9940
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Quote #21194
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #14057
The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #27589
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human...
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.