Quote #33275
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is...
Quote #12551
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #13102
?instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID cards as the...
Quote #16444
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.