Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #30136
It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #22408
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Quote #12324
We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may...
Quote #675
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #30445
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #450
In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.