Quote #31442
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #28741
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
Quote #30312
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, But rather that it...
Quote #8101
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...
Quote #24100
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #8097
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
Quote #11897
Live to the point of tears.
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.