Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #16559
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #33129
Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of...
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #19116
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
Quote #4530
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.
Quote #25694
Shun praise. Praise leads to self-delusion. Thy body is not Self, thyself is in...
Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #28018
Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by...