Quote #10459
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #22219
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #10721
Every time you are not practicing someone else is.
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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
Quote #5277
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
Quote #21783
A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord...
Quote #9807
No, it is remrable that everest did not yield to the first few attempts;...