Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #20262
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Quote #15648
To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, not even to...
Quote #13278
I mistrust all systemizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a...
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #21120
Modern cynics and skeptics … see no harm in paying those to whom they...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #17677
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.