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If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit...
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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever...
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Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject the only thing...
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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself...
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Nothing happens by itself… it all will come your way, once you understand that...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...