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Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
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Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
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It requires wisdom to understand wisdom the music is nothing if the audience is...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #571
On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any...
Quote #20474
The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half...
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #32124
But those rare souls whose spirit gets magically into the hearts of men, leave...