Quote #32439
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6531
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it...
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Quote #15532
If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
Quote #8870
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Quote #21686
The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #9629
When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
Quote #9392
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache...