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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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I do not believe in political movements. I believe in personal movement, that movement...
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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The imagination of a boy is healthy, and the mature imagination of a man...
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I had rather be right than be President.
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Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we...
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Tommy Richard, who’s your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky
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The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...