Quote #7312
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #26780
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...
Quote #27999
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets in...
Quote #24571
Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand.
Quote #6204
I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #4390
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #20065
It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work...