Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper...
Quote #2373
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los...
Quote #14638
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Quote #26235
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #34573
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some...
Quote #20333
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
Quote #25180
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
Quote #32249
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...