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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth.
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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Great ideas originate in the muscles.
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It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which...
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People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
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To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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Speak clearly, if you speak at all carve every word before you let it...