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Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #24909
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #3129
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Quote #12187
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
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All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...
Quote #28046
It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
Quote #1802
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.