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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Perseverance and audacity generally win.
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I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the...
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
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It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present...
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God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
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Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...