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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #33166
Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard.
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
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If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
Quote #18944
As a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the...
Quote #27813
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.