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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
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It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it...
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
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The wise only possess ideas the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
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The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...