Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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To be, or not to be that is the question Whether ’tis nobler in...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #17600
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
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Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on...
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #14423
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.