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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
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Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are...
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An individual cannot know what he is till he has made himself real by...
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There is no slavery but ignorance.
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The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as...
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...