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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
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Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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The more laws, the less justice.
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The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.
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Understanding human needs is half the job of meeting them.
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...