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When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
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As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
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This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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Little by little, one travels far.
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Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself,...
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...