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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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Manners maketh man.
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Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved...
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Politicians are the same all over. they promise to build a bridge even where...
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be...
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We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be...
Quote #21875
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....