Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28153 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
George Carlin Quote #14602 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Anatole France Quote #21629 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Ephesians 425 Bible Quote #25560 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Benjamin Franklin Quote #4082 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
Napoleon I Quote #30249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have...
David Frost Quote #27690 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Jim Palmer Quote #30493 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.