Quote #28153
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Quote #14602
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Quote #21629
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Quote #25560
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Quote #4082
To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
Quote #30249
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have...
Quote #6791
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Quote #27690
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Quote #30493
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.