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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
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I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
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There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the...
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Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.
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Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and...