Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Quote #25615 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28408 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Victor Hugo Quote #17236 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Will Rogers Quote #19352 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
Alan John Percivale Taylor Quote #32011 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Rich Hall, "Sniglets" Quote #2346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Willie Tyler Quote #34816 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Ann Landers Quote #18259 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the...
"Swedish Proverb" Quote #21885 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.
Robert Green Ingersoll Quote #28878 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and...