Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #23297
I do not feel betrayed. … He has a fine record. He is a...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #9057
…happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Quote #3641
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
Quote #9376
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Quote #30244
He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...
Quote #33230
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #28534
Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for...