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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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Every one wishes to have truth on his side, but it is not everyone...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
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When science, art, literature, and philosophy are simply the manifestation of personality they are...
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How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
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Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?