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What if there had been room at the inn?
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
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There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit – and to...
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Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
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Land and Freedom!
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.