Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...
Quote #10219
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #6147
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #3340
An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the...
Quote #18031
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to...
Quote #18445
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
Quote #18662
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.