Quote #11190
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn’t see...
Quote #22191
A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #24604
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.
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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #10193
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
Quote #18621
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...