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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
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Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
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If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
Quote #3444
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.