Quote #9341
Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.
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There is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us...
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #1757
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Quote #32450
Everyone hates change because change brings the unknown.
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #10997
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.