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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.
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Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends...
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Perception is strong, sight is weak.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22665
Don’t fall before you’re pushed.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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This coffee plunges into the stomach…the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like...
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...