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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
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Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children...
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We want God to come and save us. But he won?t. God doesn?t stop...
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...