Quote #10640
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Quote #19689
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
Quote #34825
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
Quote #13353
VICTORY – Champions have it deep inside of them – a dream, a desire,...
Quote #1698
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Quote #24005
Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
Quote #1743
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #31262
We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...