Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #5711
History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more...
Quote #20650
That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he...
Quote #12900
There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison...
Quote #28559
Be entirely tolerant or not at all follow the good path or the evil...
Quote #3884
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Quote #7392
Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.