Quote #3895
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #2993
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with...
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #34413
To add insult to injury.
Quote #30868
True nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
Quote #8328
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.