Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is...
Quote #16036
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
Quote #5452
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #31850
Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #24139
I don’t know what will be used in the next world war, but the...
Quote #8350
Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Quote #11518
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.