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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
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If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
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Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
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The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your...
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Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...