Quote #21872
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
Quote #33092
If you look at what you have in life, You’ll always have more. If...
Quote #21390
It is hard to have patience with people who say ‘There is no death’...
Quote #33271
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight...
Quote #21235
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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No one can be a great thinker who does not recognize that as a...
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.