Quote #17016
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #27451
I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Quote #26579
In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #28017
There’s no such thing as security. There never has been.
Quote #13897
Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
Quote #3255
Racism, pollution and the rest of it are themselves very close to extinction.