Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #32267
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #23870
As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #8314
When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
Quote #4861
He that dies pays all debts.
Quote #12124
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by...
Quote #26824
I don’t have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you’re really lonely you...