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A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.
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Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
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Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn...