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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #15825
One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Quote #27840
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the...
Quote #22914
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority the test of...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #32116
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...