Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #13068
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling...
Quote #18076
Milton And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because...
Quote #5721
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #33127
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid....
Quote #6099
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #4339
When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.